Oh, Cosmopolitan Magazine-it’s been far too long since I have opened your pages and smelled your incessant perfume ads. Shakira has a new parfum now, I say while reading about members and riding members and shocking statistics about vaginal yeasts and healthy avocado fats. Did you know that…
tears of laughter holy shit this post
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN SEXTING TO ME...JUST DON’T EVEN GET HOW
THIS REALLY MIGHT...THE FUNNIEST SHIT IN THE WORLD
Cosmopolitan is a fucking joke.