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(500) Days of Summer is, to be brief, the story of Joseph Gordon-Levitt meeting, kissing, fucking, and continuing to fuck Zooey Deschanel, whilst Zooey Deschanel tells Joseph Gordon-Levitt continuously that he is Not Her Boyfriend. Then she says the fucking has to cease, and she seems not to feel too bad about that, and he is like, “BUT I AM YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!???” And she is like, no you’re not. And then he is sad.

We are encouraged to infer, from this series of events, that Zooey Deschanel is LITERALLY A MONSTER.

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  For the commentary. Maybe because I didn’t view Summer as a monster, I saw it differently but…I didn’t think very poorly...
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  I’d disagree with this, though - we’re flat-out told several times that JGL’s character is being an entitled asshat...
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  My interpretation, FWIW: JGL must have a girlfriend to be complete. If we’re going rip Twilight because of a similar...
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  I believe it. Who hasn’t seen Elf and shuddered at her cruel, cruel ways?
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  That whole post pretty much accurately articulates exactly why I won’t watch 500 days of Summer or anything similar....
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